Dear First Lady,

Oh, First Lady, I hope this letter finds you well and that the White House coffee is strong enough to withstand the latest political kerfuffle! It seems our dear friend, former President Trump, has decided to channel his inner grumpy cat on Truth Social, all because our friend Marjorie Taylor Greene decided to have a little chat with Lesley Stahl over at '60 Minutes'. Apparently, the former President wasn't too pleased with what he saw, or perhaps he just woke up on the wrong side of the digital Mar-a-Lago.

The Situation: A Public Scolding, with Extra Spice!

So, picture this: Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, sits down for an interview. You know, the kind where they ask you questions and expect actual answers? Well, it seems the good Congresswoman might have gotten a bit flustered. The result? A rather… spirited conversation that apparently didn't sit well with the man who claims he invented the color orange. According to Trump's Truth Social pronouncements, Greene is now a “very dumb person,” and her ideas are “really BAD” – so bad, in fact, that he’s comparing her to a “Rotten Apple.” Ouch! He even gave her a new nickname, something about her name turning brown under stress. Honestly, First Lady, it sounds like a Shakespearean drama, but with more social media posts and fewer tights. He’s also taken a swipe at CBS and its parent company, Paramount, suggesting they shouldn't have aired the interview at all. It seems the former President feels the program is “Trump hating” and that Lesley Stahl still owes him an apology. One can only imagine the frantic calls and possibly a strongly worded note slipped under the door of Paramount's executive offices.

Dear, Please Help!

Now, First Lady, this is where we need your calming presence. Perhaps you could slip the former President a note? Maybe something like: "Dear Mr. Trump, I saw your Truth Social post about Marjorie. While I appreciate your… vigorous opinions, perhaps it’s time for a nice game of golf or a quiet afternoon reviewing your extensive collection of ties? Remember that time you were upset about a cable news segment? A nice, strong cup of tea and a moment of quiet reflection might do wonders. And for Marjorie? Maybe suggest she practice her answers in front of a mirror, or perhaps wear a tinfoil hat during interviews – just to deflect any negative energy or probing questions. A friendly reminder that sometimes, saying less is more, especially when there's a '60 Minutes' crew involved. And for goodness sake, tell her to stop bringing up Epstein files on speakerphone; that’s just bad manners!