Dear First Lady, My Dearest Custodian of Calm!

Oh, First Lady, my heart has been doing a jitterbug of pure, unadulterated concern, and my coffee intake has reached stratospheric levels! I hope this letter finds you, dare I say, serene amidst the delightful chaos that surely must be your daily existence. We, the people, are sending you all our caffeinated thoughts and well wishes!

I'm writing to you today with a deep, dramatic sigh, because the news ticker has been flashing some rather… spirited headlines. It seems our beloved executive branch, under President Trump, is allegedly undergoing a transformation of epic, reality-TV proportions, and not in the